Mate. Survived 12hr A&E shift: blood, tea, existential dread. Wiped clean with a wipe. Sister thought I’d taken up bank robbery. Nah love – cost less than my monthly Zone 2 travelcard!"
"Left it in my trunk for a WEEK. Arizona heat? Pshhh. Still looks fresh out the womb!"
"Unboxing felt like a luxury experience. Flawless packaging with care cards included – attention to detail is insane!"
The shoulder straps do not slip, and there is no need to worry about them falling off on one shoulder.
The capacity is moderate. It can hold a book and a cup of coffee, perfect for studying in the library!
There is a small pocket in the lining, which can hold ID cards and bank cards, giving me a full sense of security!
"Yeehaw! This lil' purse wrestled a calf with me. Got kicked? Dusted it off – good as new! My wife said 'Darlin', that's too nice for the barn.' TOO BAD – IT'S INDESTRUCTIBLE!"
"Magnetic closure snaps like ASMR. That click is weirdly satisfying??"
Black Cab Driver: "Survived a night on the rank – lager louts, ketchup, some bloke’s chips. Wiped it down wiv a rag. Looks smarter than my wedding suit!"
The workmanship is meticulous, with even stitches and no exposed loose threads. The details are perfect!