"Sweet baby Jesus! Found better quality than my '85 Chanel. Took it to bridge club – Edna turned GREEN. Honey, this cost less than my weekly bingo fund!"
"Fits my entire life + snacks. Keys/wallet/phone/lipgloss/emergency tacos? NO PROBLEM."
The shoulder straps are sturdy and won't break when carrying heavy objects, making them very reliable.
The style is retro and fashionable, and it has been praised by many people for looking good when carried on the back, which makes me very happy.
The shoulder strap can be adjusted to different lengths to meet various carrying needs!
*"My dear! The patina rivals my 1920s steamer trunk. Smells of proper history. Cynthia at the flea market turned pea-green. ‘Investment piece’ I told her. Sips Earl Grey ...Investment in joy."*
"That CLICK when it closes? Better than my ASMR playlists. SATISFYING AF."
"Weight distribution is ergonomic perfection. Shoulder never aches even when stuffed full."
"This purse fights! Survived concrete dust + dropped from scaffolding. Foreman said 'Ain't that too pretty for work?' NAH – TOUGHER THAN MY STEELTOES!"
There are four metal studs at the bottom of the bag to prevent wear. The detailed design is excellent!