Cornish Pasty Shop Owner: "Grease? Crimp crumbs? Pfft. Wiped off with a damp cloth. Tourists keep askin’ if it’s ‘proper French’. ‘Nay,’ I say. ‘’Tis proper bargain.’"
"Edges still GLOSSY after I sat on it drunk. Quality? IMMACULATE. Shame? GONE."
"Interior pockets are geniusly placed. Fits my giant phone PLUS makeup bag. Functional queen!"
The hardware accessories have a good texture, and the opening and closing have a sense of weight, which is extremely exquisite.
Small capacity but super capable! The phone, keys, and lipstick are all stuffed in, making it super convenient to go out.
The shoulder strap length is just right. It looks good on both short and tall people. It's not picky!
"Darling, I bought this just for the school run. Expected decent quality, but the stitching? Divine. Clarissa nearly dropped her Pret latte when she spotted it. Worth every penny, frankly."
"JAW. ON. FLOOR. This thing looks like I robbed a Beverly Hills boutique! My hairdresser thought I won the lottery 😂"