"Theatrical gasp.* ‘Is this a bag I see before me?’ Nay, ‘tis a masterpiece! Endured rain during ‘Tempest’ rehearsals. Even Derek Jacobi nodded approval. Bows All for 300 quid."*
"Price tag had me thinking ‘scam’ - JOKE’S ON ME! Flexing on my haters rn 😎"
"Lining fabric is silky-soft yet crazy durable. No snags after keys+phone chaos inside!"
The workmanship is solid, there is no odor, and it can be directly memorized upon disassembly.
The style is classic and will never go out of style. It's a bag that can be carried for a long time!
The capacity is large enough to hold a tablet. It's also useful for students in class!
"Your honor, Exhibit A: This bag. Survived 8-hour depositions + coffee IV drip. Still looks court-ready. Opposing counsel's LV? FAKE NEWS. This is REAL quality."*
"Survived a salsa spill! Wiped off – no smell, no stain. MVP material 🌮"